OK, let's see a raise of paws.... Who knows what Hump Day means? Pay attention, I'm asking a question here.... Get those paws up in the air!
The Urban Dictionary defines it this way: The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
If that's what you guessed, well I'm gonna tell you.... you're only partially correct. What???? you say!
Here at our house (and I can't believe I'm gonna give up this dirty little secret) every day is Hump Day. You see, we're having a
Muffin here. You want a slap of crazy Lily, well here it is. Pry your eyes open with toothpicks and look at this picture for 5 minutes... Now THAT's crazy!
You bet I'm giving you the stink eye Lily. Thanks for airing our dirty laundry in Blogville!
Oh Muffin, get outta here. Go hump a chair leg or something would ya!
Anyways, the past month or so Muffin has been humping Mommy's leg like crazy. Everytime Mommy sits on the couch Muffin hops right up and starts going to town.
We got photo evidence too. Here, let me show you what I mean....... Here is Mommy on her laptop typing:
Notice how blurry this picture is, we have Muffin to thank for that! Hump, hump, hump and everything shakes. Mommy said it's like being on a bumpy roller coaster or like driving down an old country back road.
Mommy took this after screaming Muffins name. She stopped humping long enough to peek her head around. Instead of having that "yes Mommy did you want me" look, I say she should be hanging her head in shame.
Now that I've outted my sister Muffin and the "skelton in HER closet" and
What the DOG should we do about it?
Muffin here: Thanks a whole bunch Sis!